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Magma grunt Kelly [Pokemon Emerald OC] ([personal profile] redhotmagma) wrote2018-11-03 08:00 am

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"Hi, this is Kelly! I'm a just a little bit busy right now, but if you leave me a message I promise I'll get back to you ASAP! Okay? Okay! Bye bye for now!"

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[personal profile] elementofcupcakes 2012-12-13 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Pinkie tries to figure out how texting works and...she isn't that great.]

HELLO1
elementofcupcakes: (Pony Pinkie: everything's upside down!)

[personal profile] elementofcupcakes 2012-12-13 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[The next text message comes at least five minutes later.]

THIS IS PINKIEPIE1! ARE YOU AN ALIEN?1
elementofcupcakes: (Pony Pinkie: HUUUUUUHHHH?!)

[personal profile] elementofcupcakes 2012-12-13 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I GUESS SO? IM NOT HUMAN!

WHATS A SCREENNAME?
elementofcupcakes: (Pony Pinkie: SMILE!)

[personal profile] elementofcupcakes 2012-12-15 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
IM A PONY!1 MY NAME IS PINKIE PIE111

OVER THE NET? WHAT ABOUT UNDER A NET, OR IN ONE?

[personal profile] elementofcupcakes 2013-01-11 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THAT IS SO MAYBE YOURE RIGHT

[personal profile] elementofcupcakes 2013-01-13 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
YOU BET1! ITS LIKE NEVER EVER TALKING!
nohugging: (pic#5144627)

Video

[personal profile] nohugging 2012-12-21 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I need some help.
nohugging: (pic#5144614)

[personal profile] nohugging 2012-12-27 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'm having my period and I don't think Seven wants to deal with it.
nohugging: (pic#5144619)

[personal profile] nohugging 2013-01-01 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
I guess...

What's the name of those pads that look like a fat weasel?
nohugging: (pic#5144616)

[personal profile] nohugging 2013-01-04 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
They're long and fat and fuzzy and usually brown.

But I don't think a brown pad would be a very good thing at all.
nohugging: (pic#5144614)

[personal profile] nohugging 2013-01-08 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
A lot.
futureprofessor: (199)

Gift in her mailbox

[personal profile] futureprofessor 2013-03-03 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe not many people have seen Bianca's post to the network a few weeks ago - pirate attack and all.

But see, when she said she'd buy Valentine chocolates for everyone after the mess passed as a thank you gift, she totally meant it.

So here it is, a small but pretty box with a card that sappily talks about refugees sticking together and congratulating them on a good job done.

Happy (late) Valentine's day, friend of Bianca's!]
nohugging: (to say strange things)

Backdated to just after the incident with L

[personal profile] nohugging 2013-04-01 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
I need to talk to you.
nohugging: (and it makes me confused)

[personal profile] nohugging 2013-04-01 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
I've hidden a dildo in our room. However, I forgot where I put it and it just seems wrong to let a dildo go missing without you knowing about it.

If you see it, try not to touch it.
nohugging: (that was not a good word)

[personal profile] nohugging 2013-04-01 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah it's clean, just...]

Dildos are a sacred thing, Kelly. I don't know if you're ready yet to absorb all of its power.

Besides, our relationship doesn't go that far just yet.
Edited 2013-04-01 02:12 (UTC)
nohugging: (always say that I'm strange)

[personal profile] nohugging 2013-04-01 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Fortunately, you've gotten to her.]

This is a good point. I guess you can touch it just a little.
nohugging: (and I really don't remember much)

[personal profile] nohugging 2013-04-01 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
There was a man sitting next to a pile of them on the network.

I tried to go to the store where they all were, but I found someone else instead.
nohugging: (to say strange things)

[personal profile] nohugging 2013-04-03 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
They want you to wear a strap-on.
nohugging: (so I thought I'd try not)

[personal profile] nohugging 2013-04-03 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, it's not your fault.

I just told him I had a roommate who might not want to be around while I was using it.
nohugging: (and I'm talking about others than)

[personal profile] nohugging 2013-04-03 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty much.

[Rin doesn't know what kind of pervert served her, but really, it's not like she's going to see that guy again.

She hopes.]
nohugging: (and then the words)

[personal profile] nohugging 2013-04-03 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
He showed me the strap-on he wanted you to wear, but I'm not sure if that counts.

Can you even really say what he's doing is lewd? I mean, it's not like he picked the wrong place to talk about strap-ons. Even I know that there aren't many places you can do that.
nohugging: (They are the best animal.)

[personal profile] nohugging 2013-05-25 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Have you ever been a French girl, Kelly?
nohugging: (and it makes me confused)

Action | the day Minato comes back from Reaperplot

[personal profile] nohugging 2013-06-21 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[You know, running a restaurant can be tiring as hell, and it actually has been a while that Rin managed to come home in a timely manner. At least Minato's back, even if there did turn out to be a fire in the kitchen and an octopus lounging around one of the tables.

With an apron in the mouth, her words aren't entirely clear, but they're at least decipherable to make out if she speaks loudly enough.]


Are you home, Kelly?
nohugging: (and I really don't remember much)

[personal profile] nohugging 2013-06-26 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe she's not the most socially apt person in the world, but even she can realize that something's amiss here.

There's only one thing she needs to figure out. Is this Kelly as Kelly was meant to be, or is this Kelly where something is actually wrong? Or was something wrong all along and this is just the first time it can be slightly less wrong?

She takes a seat without a word next to Kelly on the bed, looking around to see if that Tynamo's there.

Every so often, she turns her head, trying to see if Kelly's still awake.]